Harry Potter, Harry Potter, OH EM GEEZ, it's Harry freakin' Potter

I recently discovered how to check stats on my blog. I can see how many people have viewed my blogs, which posts have been the most popular, and what item they were using to check my blog. Out of the many page views I have gotten, 1 single view came from an Ipad. To that person who viewed me via ipad, wtf? why would you buy an ipad? I have a better idea, mail me the 400 bucks it cost to buy that thing, or you could just mail me the ipad. My golf swings have been slicing a bit lately. I could use some practice. (Tosh.0 fans will get that one)

So, this past weekend, I went to the premiere of Harry Potter. It was quite the experience. So that's what I'll be talking about in this weeks

SPOILER ALERT.

Anyways, you've been warned. So don't complain about me ruining this movie. The books should of pretty much done that. 

So first off, I attended this movie at carmike cinemas in Pocatello. We were in theatre 7 (cause someone just has to be in an odd numbered theatre). We got there about two hours before midnight. Ended up playing Solitare on our ipods for a while before my sister showed up with her friend artie (or R.D.? I don't really know...). They show up, and midnight rolls around and they show some previews for some movies. Which is unfortunate cause I believe a midnight premiere... should have a movie start at midnight. Am I crazy for thinking that? God I hope not. So that was boring until the preview for Cowboys and Aliens showed up. That preview was a joke... right? 

Anyways, at 12:25 the movie finally starts. They start off with the scene where Harry says goodbye to the Dursleys. Which was a very good scene in the book cause Harry and Dudley sort of make up which I thought was rather nice. However, they completely cut that scene out of the movie. The Dursleys are just like "see ya later harry. Good luck saving the world." Freakin Dursleys.

Anyways, right after this, the Order comes to move Harry and he releases Hedwig into the night. Which I was soooo ready to call Bull**** on. Fortunately, they brought Hedwig back to take a hit for Harry. Which I thought was a rather nice way to die. Rather than just Hedwig flopping around in his cage and some death eater's wand just happens to drift lazily to the left to hit his cage. 

Next scene, everyone is at the burrow. Lupin comes up to ask Harry Potter a question on Harry Potter trivia. He gets it right, which impressed me. Cause if my 8th grade teacher asked me what pet he had in his class the first time I went there, no way in hell I'd remember. I'm proud of HP for keeping up on his HP trivia knowledge. Next everyone returns to the burrow. George has his ear blown off. Makes his 'hole-y" joke. Haha. Big laugh. Then *bam* (insert Tim slamming his hands against a hard surface) Bill just comes up and drops the bombshell."Mad-eye is dead." Followed by such a long pause.  I'm sure everyone in that room with Bill is thinking 'hey, we were enjoying that joke. Thanks for ruining the moment. ***hole."

Next, the big cock-block scene. By the way, for those of you at home keeping track, we are only like fifteen minutes into the movie. So Harry is all pimped out the day of the wedding. Then, Ginny comes up with her back exposed (s-c-a-n-d to the a to the l-o-u-s). She asks Harry to zip her up. He does, and then they start makking (which means kissing for those of you who haven't learned tim-speak yet). Then George does some pro-sneaking around and winds up near them. Harry and Ginny, so lost in the moment, don't notice him for a little while till they look over and see him enjoying the sight. At which point, I got mad at George. Harry is about to go off and save the world. All he wants is a little action from his girl and George has to go ruin that. Bad george. That is not cool.

Oh boy, I almost forgot about this scene (by the way, I'm writing this in parts over the last week). So Ron leaves. Shocker. I know. Hermione is really sad. What does Harry do now? Dances with her. Everyone in the theatre is confused. "I don't remember this part in the book." No one actually says that. We're all thinking it. Then the song ends. Harry and Hermione share an awkward look. Then she walks away. I thought she was gonna go in for the kiss. Nah. She just goes away. Not like he's gonna save the world or anything. You couldn't give him a little peck on the cheek? Real nice. Of course that would of proven Ronnie's suspicions that they were close, but I don't care about that. I'm team Harry f***ing Potter.

So then some fighting and explosions happen. I don't really want to talk about those moments. I just want to get the moments that I find either humorous or freaky. The next scene I really care about is the horcrux scene. So Ronnie the bear returns saves Harry Potter from drowning. Thanks for that. Then Ron tries to destroy the horcrux and it explodes into this freaky smoke thing. Then a ghost Harry and a ghost Hermione emerge from the smoke trying to convince Ron that he'll fail. These ghosts are fully clothed while they are doing this. Then it cuts to a shot of Ron. Then it cuts back to the ghosts and they are naked and making out. It's tasteful naked. You can't see anything bad. The fog covers it up. Then Ron slices through it and that's it for naked ghost Harry and naked ghost Hermione. Needless to say, that scene freaked me out.

Finally, Dobby's death scene. Yes. It was sad. Portrayed really well. Almost as sad as Toy Story 3 was for me. Not quite crying but watered up the eyes. I can't believe I'm saying this but it was way sadder than the Dumbledore death was in the movie. Not in the book though. Dumbledore's death in the book was the only time I've ever cried reading a book. Sad stuff.

So yeah, that's Harry Potter 7 for you. Thank you for not sending hate mail about this. I know I probably have a terrible opinion. On I final note, I wish some of my best friends, Sean, Rob, Matt, and Mr. Kennedy the best wishes. Suffered a recent crash that sounded pretty terrifying but they're fine now. Anyways, keep it real. Thanks for reading. I'll see you when I see you.

From home sweet home,
Timmy D.

Cyanide, Happiness, and Harry Potter

Boy, Philly is just destroying Washington. I only bring this up cause that's what I'm watching right now. It is rather funny. Michael Vick must have become a lot better in prison. I also wonder if going to rehab gave Eminem super powers. Why might I ask this? Look at the videos for Love the Way You Lie and Not Afraid. In Not Afraid, He freakin flies. In Love the Way You Lie, he lights on fire. He's got super powers people. And I'm Not Afraid of him. (Don't you Love the Way I Lie?) Anyways, lets take a look at recent things that have happened to me.

First off, Harry Potter. As most of you know, Harry Potter 7.1 comes out in just a few days. I, of course, am going to the midnight premiere. I mean, it's exciting. I've watched the first 4 harry potters over the last 5 days. We took a day off to watch The Other Guys. Which was a hilarious movie. Tonight, once Alecia gets back from her band banquet, we'll watch the 5th one. Tomorrow, the 6th one. Then on Wednesday, we're going to see Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Which I've already seen once, but I'm told it's even better the second time. Then on Thursday we'll head down to Carmike Cinemas to see HP 7-1. You excited for me? Cause I'm excited for me.

Next, classes. Classes aren't exactly too challenging this semester. But there are some entertaining parts of classes. For example, the other day in English, We had an argument about whether or not Marijuana should be legalized and this one girl, I think her name was Abbi or Addi. Can't remember for sure. Anyways, she tried to justify her argument by saying it was organic. Which got me to laugh for a good 90 seconds.

Our football team is continuing it's downward spiral to terrible-ness. We lost 45-17 against Sacremento State. 1-9 now. Our last game is at Eastern Washington. So we're basically screwed. However, our head coach got fired. Maybe we'll get lucky in our last game Like the cowboys did and win a game after firing their head coach.

Anyways, I think that's all there is to talk about right now. I'm coming home on Friday. Looking forward to seeing my old friends again. And maybe you guys will get a chance to meet some of my new friends.

From a labtop that isn't mine,
Tim Davis

With apologies to loyal ones, week 11 is here

Wow. It's been way to long since my last post. I apologize to my many many followers. I have had a no free time these past few weeks. Why? Because my friend, Alecia Lee Stauffer has been taking up all my free time to hang out, do math, and watch movies. So who has suffered from this? You, my loyal followers... and my grades somewhat. We don't go to bed early. Anyways, now to talk about life.
First, I got to go home a couple of weekends ago. First time I've been there in about 2 months. Lets sum it up like this. I got home around 5 30 on Friday. Ate dinner with the family, showed my parents an episode of the Simpson's that featured flight of the Concords, went to Linder Farms with Jacquie, went to Sean's house and watched The Office for a long time. Then we hung out in front of Sean's house talking for about an hour and a half, then Marcus drove me home and we talked for another 90 minutes. Ending my Friday. (quite the run-on sentence).

Saturday, I woke up, ate breakfast, went to the mall with Addy so she could get a hair cut. Then I played frisbee with some of the old team. Followed by a trip to Wendy's. Then back to Sean's house for Modern Warfare 2 and Great Dalmuti. Great night. Then Addy and I returned to the house and watched The Incredibles. Then we went to bed and when we woke up on Sunday, we spent most of the day watching tv. Fun stuff. And now I'm back at ISU. Quite the weekend. For anyone at ISU, did you know you take exit 69 to get here? I saw that on the trip back. I got a dirty mind.

In other news, ISU's all star football team managed to lose another close one. This one was actually close. 13-16 against Weber State. Then last weekend, we actually managed to get to overtime against Montana State. However, Montana State would win it on their first play on offense. It was... pathetic... to say the least. Now we're 1-7 and just... just terrible.
In my classes, (at least the ones I manage to pull myself out of bed for) I am growing more and more bored. I can barely focus in Bio most days. However, two of my classes ended (college learning strategies & frisbee). So I have a lot more time to nap. This is fortunate, especially since I'm pretty sure my college learning strats teacher hates me. And all because on an assignment about time, I put "this class" as a time waster.
I suppose the only class where I'm really entertained is English. Most recently, because of this discussion we had the other day. We were talking about the sizes of cities near pocatello. Someone said that Pocatello had about 50,000 people, and then the teacher asked, "Is that including Chubbick?" The girl who sits next to me (no idea what her name is) immediately says, "No! We are our town." And it surprised me how much pride she has in her town. Coming from a girl who has not said more than 3 sentences in the first 8 weeks.

This last week has been rather exciting. First, I pulled an all nighter with Alecia. I still don't know why. We were having one of those really great conversations (the ones that you don't want to end). Next thing you know, it's 3:30 and she says "We're past the point of no return. No point in going to bed now." I could still easily get 5 hours of sleep and make it to my first class, but she insists we do the all the nighter. So we went to Winco to get muffins and Amps (The breakfast of champions) Then we listened to some Dan tosh until we were about ready to fall asleep. Then we went to our respective floors, took showers and got ready, and went to our first class... which was the only class I went to that day. I took a long nap afterwards and did not return to any other class.

So that was an adventure. Then this last weekend was Halloween. So on Saturday, we watched some scary movies. Such as Dead Silence and Paranormal Activity. And of course I still have scars from it. how does a scary movie give you scars? Well certain people get so terrified by these movies that they drive their nails into the nice guy sitting next to them. (you know who you are... and so does probably everyone else). Then on Sunday, we shot a short film for James' youtube page. here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1msm8Z1Qxs
Feel free to check it out. I make a short cameo in it. Then after that, while still in make-up, me and Alecia took Felicia trick or treating. It was her first time trick or treating... ever. What kind of (almost) 19 year old hasn't been trick or treating? So that was fun. In retrospect, we should of stopped by my sister's house. Apparently no one came to her house the whole night. So we could of gotten tons of candy. But that was fun. Then we watched silence of the lambs until we went to bed.

So this is all of the most exciting stuff that has happened in the last few weeks. Again, sorry for taking so long to post this stuff for you, my o' so loyal followers. I hope it won't take this long ever again... but it probably will.

With hot cheese burns on his arm and neck,
Tim Davis

7 weeks, Texting Wars, Food, and Home



Level 3



Wow. Has it really been two weeks since my last blog post? I need to get to work. Sorry to the many many loyal followers I have right now. I have been so lazy. So I've been at college for 7 weeks now. Which means the Taco Bell pyramid is making some progress.

First off, I left Pocatello for the first time since arriving at college last Tuesday. That was quite an experience. Me and some other friends went to a Wal Mart all the way in Chubbick. For those of you who aren't experts on town distances, or don't have a globe on them, Chubbick is the town right next Pocatello. I think we might of traveled 15 miles in total... or maybe I've just lost my sense of distance, cause I can't remember. Anyways, I got some milk (now gone), pie tins (now busted), note cards, 100 grands bar (now gone), and soda (surprisingly, not yet gone). I am also returning to my hometown this upcoming weekend. Cannot wait to see the gang. 2 months is too long to go without seeing the bestie.

Secondly, my phone has been used like crazy this week. Seriously, I don't think I've texted this much since I gotten it. Anyways, the pinnacle of my texting this week came from a texting war that took place on Wednesday. I was about a half hour late to Bio Lab (not important to the story, but I thought I should say so anyways), and my group is diligently at work. However, one girl in our group, Misty, is texting, as per usual. I can't remember how we got to it, but we ended up in a texting war. So if I texted last Wednesday afternoon, that's what it was about. It was close, but I ended up losing 102-104. So if you didn't text me back, you're the reason I lost.

In other news, ISU's football team had another lost, shockingly. 38-3 against Portland State. A real nail bitter. How do they follow it up? 47-28 loss to Montana. So... 1-5 this season and last in the conference. And our team had so much hope going into the season.

Next, I realized what is really important at school. A couple weeks ago, some friends introduced me to this site called dearblankpleaseblank.com We saw this post that said, "Dear College Student, Please choose two of the following: Good sleep, good grades, or good friends. Sincerely, Your overpriced college. I have now realized that I've chosen good grades and good friends. Cause the amount of sleep I have gotten in the last couple weeks have plummeted. So thanks a lot for that friends and classes. Though since arriving at college, I've been sleeping in more, and attending Calc less. Honestly, that class is so easy.

I've also realized that I have been subtly demoted to two meals a day. Lunch and Dinner. Cause I can't afford any other food. I can occasionally have a granola bar or some pudding, but that's about it. Thanks a lot college for doing that to me.

So school, and life will go on. This week will be my midterm week. The great thing is that after this week, I will be done with classes by noon (except on Wednesdays. Darn you bio lab.) Anyways, keep it real my loyal followers

With blood red love written on his arms (emo, right?),
Tim Davis

Fries, Glee, Conchords, and Jobs

Another week, another Taco Bell cup I add to the pyramid. Tomorrow, I'll have collected my sixth cup, which means I can now have a 3rd level on the pyramid. Yay for accomplishing something.

Anyhow, Just finished homecoming week here at ISU. A huge range of emotions throughout the week. A high when I got extra fries for dinner the other day. Yet, a low when our football team lost 32-7 in the big game against Northern Arizona. So... maybe it wasn't the best week of my life.

I mentioned in a blog post last week that I was hoping I'd remember everyone's name on our frisbee team. That clearly hasn't happened. I think I have about 75 percent of the team memorized now. So we are making progress.

On the good side though, Glee premiered this week. Definitely enjoyed that. Certainly enjoyable to watch. I enjoyed watching it with the gang at ISU. (If you can't catch a hint, I enjoyed the show) Certainly a lot of drama, lets hope it makes for a good season of glee. So how can glee get any better? How about we animate some cast members and put them on an episode of The Simpsons? Yeah, that sounds good, right? Well it gets better. Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie from Flight of The Conchords are in the episode too. And let me just say, I love those guys. Unfortunately, I missed that episode of The Simpsons. Though I will watch it online as soon as it gets posted. Something to look forward to in the near future.

One final note, since I'm such a good former employee, I'm gonna tell all of my readers who live in the Boise, Meridian, and Kuna area to head down to Linder Farms for a fun and affordable day with the family. It opened for the season on Friday, and it's a huge supporter of Boise State. So for all of you out there who bleed blue, that's the place to be. 7165 S. Linder Rd. (p.s. To the Linder Farms management who might happen to be reading this: please give me a good recommendation. I really need a job.)

Anyways, guess homecoming week wasn't as exciting as some of us would of hoped it would be. It might of been for some people, but I guess I just hang out with the wrong group of friends (sorry to my ISU friends who actually read my blog). So my next post will be either when something exciting actually happens to me, or next week...ish.

So from the 67 degree basement,
Tim Davis

Homes, Explosions, and Other Abnormalities

Alright second blog post. Lets get started.

So, as I mentioned last time, I had some homework to do. I had to write an essay in English. We had to write a descriptive essay about someone, something, or some place. I chose a place that changed my life. And it didn't just change my life. I know many lives were changed at this home to joy and happiness. Anyways, here is the essay that I wrote.

The Home Away From Home

When a group of friends hang out a lot, they usually have one spot where they hang out almost all the time. For example, if you've ever watched That 70's show, they're always hanging out in Eric's basement. I had a place just like that— the den of Kennedy's household; the happiest place on earth for me.

I have been going to that den since 8th grade. I first went there when my friends Sean Kennedy and Conner Wesselman and I realized we had to work on a presentation outside of class. When I first went to their house, I never hung out with a lot of kids outside of school. So I wasn't sure what to expect. As I first entered their house, I noticed the many pictures of their family. I noticed a half finished puzzle in the living room and tons of food in the kitchen (which I would soon come to love). Then I walked down the stairs to the den. I was amazed with what I saw: couches, tvs, snacks, video games, and everything a nerd like me could ask. Needless to say, we pretty much got no work done on the project. We just hung out down there playing video games and listening to music.

I started hanging out there all the time. I would spend at least 5-6 hours a week there, and that was just because I could only go when my parents could give me a ride, or my bike didn't have flats. However, as the years passed, I would hang out there more and more. When I got my license, I drove down to that house multiple times a week. It was awesome.

Slowly, the house started to evolve too. Eventually, they got Tivo, new gaming systems, new games, laptops, and wi fi. Seeing as I was a huge nerd, I couldn't imagine a better haven.  This house had everything I wanted. I especially loved it because my house had nothing like this. My parents were more into nature and travel, while Sean's family preferred technology and modern stuff. It sometimes felt like more of a home than my own home, and I always had to something to do there.

The other thing I loved about it was the food. They always had snacks and drinks that I could have whenever I wanted. Unfortunately, I ate a lot of their food, and I mean a lot. It got to the point where they had to start putting restrictions on how much I ate there. In retrospect, I probably ate about few thousand dollars of their food, but they still loved me. I was the happy little friend of the family.

In my junior year of high school, my visits to their house almost became a regular thing. I would for sure visit every Monday because our group of friends had a tradition called Taco Bell Monday, where we would go to Taco Bell on Monday. And he lived the closest to a Taco Bell, so we'd meet, hang out at his house for a little bit, go to Taco Bell, then return to his house, and hang out for the entire afternoon at least. It was a happy time.

This last summer, I hung out there almost every day. Occasionally we'd go to my house or someone else's house, but it was almost always Sean's house that we went to. I knew I had to cherish my time there because I was leaving for college soon and I wouldn't see much of it anymore, so we hung out whenever we could at that house. Most days, we would just play video games, watch television, and surf the internet. Just doing all the stuff a regular nerd would. It may seem simple and stupid to most people, but it was probably the best summer of my life thus far, because hanging out with my friends like that was the most fun thing I can imagine doing, and we always had a great time.

Now that I'm at college, I miss that house an awful lot. I hope to return there soon, because that place is like home to me, and yes, like most college freshman, I am homesick.

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 So that was fun to write. The essay isn't due till Thursday so if you see any ways to improve it, have any comments, or just want to tell me how (awesome/dull/average) it is, just leave a comment.

Anyways, last couple days have been pretty dull. Nothing super exciting has happened. I had soda blow up in my face yesterday, and not like you would expect it to. I was at one of those nozzle dispensers and I grabbed a cup, placed it under the dr pepper, and pressed the button. As soon as I hit that button, the nozzle flies off the machine, and soda flies everywhere within a three foot radius. I am rather soaked in it. They guy standing next to me just looks in shock... needless to say, after I cleaned up (and didn't tell anyone working there what happened. Sucks to be you, guy who got dr pepper right after me.) I got pepsi. It was a good choice in the end.

So that's the most exciting thing that happened to me so far this week. Btw, counted the alrights again of my bio teacher. 240 today. but he ended the lecture about 7 minutes early. So this might be slightly off. And looking forward to the premiere of glee tomorrow. Probably the best part of my week. So I don't know when my next post will be, but I'll probably have one by the end of the week.

oh yes, one last note. A shoutout to my friend Matt Bird. He is a pretty funny guy who goes to BYU (aka mormonville). He has a blog that's about as humorous as mine. So check it out at collegetheblog.blogspot.com.

So, until next time, from the still freezing basement of Turner,
Tim Davis

Pyramids, Issues, and Orgies

      So, after seeing the blogs of a couple friends of mine, and various other forms of talking to random people on the interwebs, I decided a blog might be a good idea. I suppose, Matt, you can take credit for this if you want to.



    Anyways, I've been at school for 4 weeks now. I know this cause I go to Taco Bell every monday (It's a tradition with a rich history) and I save the cups so one day I can make a great pyramid... out of extra-large taco bell cups. Anyways, in that 4 weeks, I've meet tons of people. So many, that I can't remember almost any of their names. It's become an issue. I've joined an intermureal frisbee team full of people in my frisbee class, but I can't remember half the teams name. My goal by the end of this week is to figure out everyone's name. So hopefully, by next week, I'll be able to tell you everybody's name.



    In other news, classes are going well. Obviously, my favorite class is my frisbee class, but second to that is biology. The reason for this is because of the teacher. One day, while we're in class, I notice my sister (yes, my 5th year sister is the same class as me) had a little tally going in the corner of her notes. I asked her what it was about and she said she was keeping track of how many times our teacher said "issues." At the end of the 50 minute lecture, he had said it around 45 times. We thought that was an issue. We were sorely mistaken. This is because that night, i brought it up with my bio lab class. They said I should count how many times he says "alright" at the end of the sentence. So I tell my sister about it right before class. After that 50 minute lecture, he had said alright 402 times. It was astounding. And we thought issues was an issue. So I've been keeping track since then. He hasn't come close to 402 since that first time we counted. Since then, I've counted 350, 291, and 275. He is steadily decreasing. My hope is that he will say it 500 times in one day, but that dream is a long ways away.





     Dorm life is pretty interesting. I live in turner hall, which has been a rather interesting place so far. The most interesting thing was the orgy story. I should first explain that 3rd-5th floor in Turner is all guys. 6th-8th is all girls. I live on 3rd floor. And the most important thing to remember is that 4th floor is the party floor. So I have some friends who live on 7th floor, Felicia and Alecia. One late night, last weekend, apparently someone scattered a bunch of notes on the 7th floor that said...

"The biggest orgy of the year.
4th floor midnight
Condoms will be provided"

     I've heard rumors that one girl actually went to this, but I'm not here to spread rumors. Though I don't know who did this, or how he got caught, he was caught. According to my friends who live on 4th floor, Dallas and James, he has been evicted from the building, and in a final act of defiance, decided to make his room really messy for the people who had to clean it... What a rebel.

     Finally, I'd like to take moment to explain why I was listed as in a relationship last week on facebook. So I've sort become friends with this group from Kuna. (For those of you who don't know, I'm from Boise. So I know where Kuna is.) One of the people in this group is Joan. And her parents were in town. So I'm eating dinner with some of the people in this group and Joan walks in with her parents. Almost immediately, Amberlee tells me I should pretend like we're dating. Though reluctant at first, I decide to do. Something you should know about me, when I decide to do a joke, I commit to that joke. So after arguing with Joan for about ten minutes (right in front of her parents) about how I thought she loved me, I storm out of the room. I decide to head down to the basement (which is where the computers are) and get on facebook and change my status to "in a relationship." Right after that, I get a call from Amberlee telling me that I should make one last desperate attempt at winning Joan's heart in front of her parents. She and her parents are in her room on the 8th floor and I should go woo her. Being the committer I am, I head to my room, grab my ipod player, and head to the elevator. Coincidentally, everyone from the gang was in the elevator as I got in. So I get to the 8th floor. The door to her room is already open. And her and her parents are inside. So I set the ipod player right outside her door, turn on 1, 2, 3, 4 by the Plain White T's, and run to Amberlee's room (who happens to live right next door to Joan). So after the song is over, I head back to Joan's room, and I had this whole speech prepared about how this song expresses everything I feel for her, but as soon as I look inside her room, I see her dad, and he is staring right  back at me. Needless to say, I was terrified. So I grabbed the ipod player, and ran back to Amberlee's room, and didn't leave till I was sure he was gone from the building. Anyhow, that's the story of my latest "facebook relationship."

     So that's the most interesting things that have happened to me in the first few weeks. Though I'm sure to have plenty of stories to come. Monday is September 20th. Which is an important date to me. So that should be interesting. Glee starts on Tuesday. Definitely looking forward to that. And this week is homecoming week at ISU. So that means I should have lots of interesting stories about the people at ISU. My next post will probably be tomorrow. Cause I have 3 big homework assignments due by tuesday that I've been procrastinating. However, one of them is a paper about something that will always be close to my heart, that I want you guys to read. Spoiler Alert: It has something to do with the Kennedy Clan.

Anyways it's been fun.
From the basement of Turner where it's always 67 degrees, but it always feels way colder,
Tim Davis